FAQ AND SIZING CHART:

Our goal is to provide you with a great funny shirt at a reasonable price delivered without delays!  Most shirts ship within 24-48 hours of your payment (not including weekends and holidays) - There will be times when it takes a few days to get your shirt in stock, and shipping may be delayed for a few days. We will gladly combine shipping on multiple items purchased within 24 hours of each other - In order to receive combined shipping all orders must be paid for at the same time - please do not use the check out process until all orders have been combined.

We ship all domestic and international shirts via USPS FIRST CLASS or PRIORITY MAIL (depending on weight).  We will notify you as soon as your shirt has shipped.  We suggest you take the insurance as our responsibility ends as soon as we deliver the package to the post office.

Please email us with any special requests or concerns.  We do not always see the PayPal notes so please make sure that you send us an email in addition to any notes you put with your PayPal payment.

Each shirt is custom screen printed after it is ordered so we cannot offer exchanges due to incorrect size choices.  Also, due to the number of shirts printed we go through many dye lots on the shirt colors - the can be slight variations in shade and color from the picture shown.

The men's t-shirts are a standard generous cut.  They are 100% cotton (except for the heathers which have 90/10 Cotton/Poly). These shirts are pre-shrunk but will shrink a little in the dryer.

The women's shirts are a GREAT cap sleeve 1x1 baby rib 100% cotton by Bella and American Apparel.  They do shrink a little and are a tighter fit.

SIZING CHART:

SIZE SML MED LRG XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Chest 36 40 44 48 52 56 60 64
Length 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35

WOMEN'S CAP SLEEVE:

SIZE SML MED LRG XL 2XL
Chest 1" Below Armhole 14 3/4 15 3/4 16 3/4 17 3/4 18 3/4
Body Length At Hips 22 23 24 25 26